Jewsmas
"You want a Jewish Christmas?
You got a Jewish Christmas!"

In a well-meaning but misguided attempt to be "inclusive", Christian society has cast Chanukah in the role of the "Jewish Christmas".  To liberate our ancient holiday from this false role, we introduce a new holiday, the true Jewish Christmas, Jewsmas. Now leave Chanukah the hell alone!

Note: By sub-rabbinical edict, Jewsmas has been determined to fall on Saturday, December 24th in 2005.


Jewsmas in the News: Jewsmas has been featured on radio stations across the country, including KUOW's The Conversation, NPR's Weekend America (listen), 103.7 The Mountain (listen), SexLife Live and, in 2003, on KUOW's Rewind (listen).  Please contact jordan@jewsmas.org if you would like an interview on your station!

Please let us know if you are planning a local Jewsmas celebration and be sure to take pictures.

  
 


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